For sure, but it comforts my mind to pretend that anyone who would write this/willingly participate isn't real.

"Topless" and "upscale" don't belong in the same sentence...I mean, have as much fun as you want, but let's not pretend that this is the Met Opera.

LOL I refuse to believe this is real. Flat out refuse.

I thought this said "sexy businessman" and I was going to ask if your friend has actually ever seen this man's hair.

The solution to the STD issue is condoms/safe sex, not circumcision. It's taking a chainsaw to a problem that can be fixed with a scalpel (though the analogy makes me cringe in this situation).

She's taking after Jessica Simpson.

Which cases held such a finding? The US Code is quite clear on this:

You are correct- his mom wash citizen, therefore he was natural born regardless of the place of his birth.

Best gif! Best show! "they are so overly dramatic!"

Am I the only person who didn't find Biden's comments racist? I'm a white woman, so I'm serious when I ask if I'm incorrect here. I genuinely want to know if it actually was offensive.

OMG, I hope you tell all of his dates that story!

But hair/skin color depend on melanin for color, and melanin offers sun protection, hence why Scandinavians have less melanin (because the sun isn't as strong) while Africans are darker skinned as they are close to the equator.

His voice melts me like butter. I am in love.

Yeah, I've heard the same.

YES. Fucking love that song.

POW makes me chuckle, but at least it's usually "check out this ridiculous mullet" or "why isn't this lady wearing pants?" and not "this person should be raped."

RIGHT?! Did Jesus poop too?! That shit cray.

But it's clearly not a given, seeing as you haven't given a solid reason as to why it's objectively bad for humanity to die out. Aside from biology giving people the urge to reproduce (which, as I mentioned before, is not an unrestrained instinct, given the fact that there are millions of people who are childfree by…

Ok, well now we're going in two different directions, because you're still looking at it from a standpoint of what your biological instinct tells you about self-preservation. Plenty of people are childfree by choice, so clearly we're beyond relying on instinct only to guide our lives. My point is that I disagree…

Well sure, but I personally do not consider that to be a terrible, awful thing. So humanity ceases to exist. Whatever. We'll all be dead anyway.