...But why? You keep saying that; I know that's what you think. But aside from bullshit like "my instincts say so," WHY? What benefit *to the world* is there if humanity continues to exist?

Oh god, continue to call me an idiot when you haven't given one solid reason why it would be like so totally bad if people stopped having babies. We'd all be too dead to care. Why is it necessary for humanity to live on? We've done a shit job of taking care of the world and each other.

Rob Delaney favorites one of my tweets today and I audibly squealed with delight.

David duchovney creeps me the fuck out. He seems so lecherous.

Planned Parenthood v. Casey, a Supreme Court decision.

I love you.

Diet Coke is fucking gross. I hate the taste of artificial sweeteners. What's weird though is that when I lived in Europe, I could not get enough Coca Cola Light (their Diet Coke). Idk if they use different sweeteners or something or if living in Italy made me more serene and agreeable, but it wasn't disgusting…

You can say that anyone commenting anonymously on the internet is cowardly. I'm not particularly invested in whether or not these people would be tolerable wedding guests, I was simply making an observation and responding to the link that was posted. Also, I thought my comment HERE would generate better discussion…

Effective in terms of what? You're assuming that I believe these people can be reasoned with. I don't bother with the comments section on any site that isn't Jezebel or Gawker, really.

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MENZZZZZ?!!!!!!??!?!?!"

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MENZZZZZ?!!!!!!??!?!?!"

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MENZZZZZ?!!!!!!??!?!?!"

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MENZZZZZ?!!!!!!??!?!?!"

The comments on the People article re: Natalie Portman are full of complaints about her vegan wedding. Um. First of all, you weren't invited...and if you HAD been invited, you would've gladly eaten the food or shut the fuck up and starved. I'm not a vegetarian anymore, but if someone else is hosting ME and THEIR…

It's amazing how times have changed. Romeo and Juliet are heros to us,

They're punishing them for having vaginas. Full stop.

At least the lyrics to "Friday" are audible. And Rebecca Black is just a cute 14 year old having fun.

Is the Prayer Closet a real thing? Holy fuck. I haven't watched the Duggars in forever because that family creeps the fuck out of me.

This tiny violin is just for you.

Because it should be completely fucking unnecessary to label someone who believes in equality.