You are absolutely right. I'm being facetious, of course, but anyone who wants to get out of Crazytown America can come live with me in Fake America.
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Of course! I have a couch with your name on it.
I wish we'd call these states out on their bluff when they threaten to secede. Go ahead, secede. You receive more funding from the federal government than you actually contribute, so please go ahead and see for yourselves how life is when you're not being propped up by so-called "Fake America."
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Word.
Huh. Physically, she actually resembles a completely sane version of Bachmann.
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Cross post, unfortunately.
If it had a more tailored fit, like more nipped in the waist, I'd be in love with this. I think I'd trade the bow for a blue one, though. But it's really pretty.
HE IS SO GORGEOUS.
The sign is in poor taste, but he IS sexy as hell.
Don't give them any ideas.
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Ooooh I love you.
It may shock you to learn that the son of a man who built a softcore pornographic empire has a troubled relationship with women, but here we are.
And women swoon over this guy. He has beady little eyes. I don't find him attractive in the slightest.
What article are you referring to??
Cory Booker is the fucking shit. I would love to see that man as governor.
Yep. He's a conservative hero at the moment. Signing this into law hurts his aspirations for higher office.