I love you.

I would probably do the same thing for Mark Consuelos. That man is sexy as hell. And he is Spanish! Ole!

He's not a Senator, he's a Representative. But your point still stands. He has slightly less power than he would if he was a senator.

I kinda thought it was funny too. It's certainly less offensive than the rest of them.

Okay, normally I dislike Giselle for her holier-than-thou attitude, but I actually kind of feel for her here. She was being heckled by people insulting her husband. She shouldn't have ragged on her husband's teammates, but I imagine she probably blew up and wasn't thinking. She's had many foot-in-mouth moments, so…

And fruit!

I don't like the show either.

Even with bruising...the DA didn't want my case. She refused to take it. It's too hard for them to prove (even though I was bleeding and was covered in bruises?), and they don't want to mess up their perfect win record for cases if the jury acquits. It's really a shame.

And they were likely having raging coke parties whilst doing so.

Because I'll cry if I don't laugh...

When I do drive, I tend to California-roll through stop signs at very isolated intersections and the like. If there is no car coming for miles, why do I need to fully stop? Obviously, I look out for cops, but I think it's silly to have to come to a complete stop when you can already clearly see that there are no…

Relevant.

Glad you understood where I am coming from. I don't want to sound like a jerk. But there are PLENTY of substantive reasons to hate on Santorum, so this is only a speck in comparison.

I completely agree with your point about Bush, but it's not like that is the only alternative to this.

Based on my limited research, it seems that the disease that Bella has kills most of its victims by age 5 or 10. Is it wrong of me to think that someone with a child who is that ill perhaps should not be running for president? What if the girl, god forbid, passes away while he's in the White House? Not saying that…

Churches have no business involving themselves in politics.

I missed a good six weeks of school. I LOVED school as a child, as it was my social hour. My classmates sent me a giant get well card! I think I still have it, actually.

I had pneumonia when I was in the first grade. It's really terrible, especially when you're a child. Poor little girl.

Pippa's bridesmaid dress was haute couture. If it DIDN'T make her ass look fantastic, it wouldn't have been worth the money. The dress was literally tailored to fit her body exactly.

Yeah, Scott Fujita is my dream husband.