Yep. I hate the Pats, but goddamn is Brady not a sexy motherfucker.

I see your Brady Quinn and raise you one Mark Sanchez.

My ex looks just like young Ferris. I has a sad!

It is a fantastic picture. She looks awesome.

Uh, this applies perfectly to my ex. He's a narcissist of the highest order....and he suddenly broke it off with me with no warning. I hear from his friends that he's acting like an entitled brat recently, which leads me to believe that I did nothing wrong and he's going through some sort of crisis....

Yes! Lawyers love to drink. My last job was in finance— I was the only woman in a small office, and we'd always go out for happy hour or dinner or whatever. Seeing as I find competition in everything, I was always determined to keep up with the guys and would drink like a fish. Free booze, and I got to expense my…

Are we the same person?

I just spit my Snapple out onto my keyboard. Cackling in the middle of my office.

I'm not implying that she's a golddigger and will ditch him and take him to the cleaners, it's just that in my experience, having an agreement arranged beforehand can save a LOT of headache.

Working in a divorce law firm tells me otherwise, but goddamn Seth Rogen is adorable.

I love you. HEARTED.

Yup. Lay so much as a finger on one of my dogs and you are DEAD.

LOVE IT! And the one on the right looks a lot like a good friend of mine.

Yep. Amen. Start choosing athletes based on athletic ability instead of whether or not they have DDD implants, and then we can talk.

And Margaret Sanger was a crazy racist, but where would we be without Planned Parenthood?? MLK symbolizes the civil rights movement as a whole, so I think it's still worth having a day to honor that. MLK definitely was no saint, but some of his accomplishments were admirable and as much as I am disgusted by the fact…

No way girl, I'm totally with you! He's a fox.

I don't know who Jenny Johnson is (and Google isn't helping) but I kinda get infuriated when non-essential offices are open on MLK Day. It is a day of vastly historical significance and should be honored. My office was the only one in the entire building that was open today. I work at a law firm and the COURTS ARE…

Like this?

No, I'm not going to show up to work extra-early every single morning just in case one of those rare, once in a while occurrences happens, because 99% of the time I'm going to be sitting at my desk with nothing to do.

DILF has been a "thing" for a while.