That sounds fantastic. Stealing that cocktail recipe!

I love those two vodkas and I have never attended a "Pimps n' Hoes" party. Dude, it's alcohol that tastes like CANDY. What could possibly be better?!

I'm a radical feminist who also loves kids and can't wait to be a mother. I fucking hate the ridiculous stereotype that we all hate babies just because we believe that motherhood is a choice and not a requirement.

Exactly. It's totally creepy that people find it to be entertaining.

Yep, you can do it with a coffee liqueur, root beer for a root beer float-esque drink, hot chocolate, orange soda or juice if you like creamsicles...etc. Honestly, you can drink it on the rocks too. It's pretty delicious.

Um. Marshmallow vodka is delicious. I am not ashamed to say it.

Yeah. Lea Michele is annoying as fuck, but I don't really fault her for dropping her last name. Especially if she had been bullied over it.

And Playboy is not a classy publication.

A. Fucking. Men.

OMG. This video is amazeballs.

Ok sorry, but this bracket is totally obsolete because we already KNOW for a FACT that "Christmas Shoes" is the worst song ever. FUCK THAT SONG!!!

Didn't Reese get hit by a car recently? That's probably why she's injured. You know, because she was hit by a fucking car.

He's a comedian. I follow him on Twitter. Sometimes his jokes are questionable, but I think overall he's hilarious.

Poli sci solidarity fist bump!!

And even then, when it is hitting them over the head, some people just *do not* get it. Like the senior citizens who lament "Big Government" and taxes yet gladly cash their Social Security check every month, and don't you DARE even think about cutting THEIR entitlement programs.

First of all, hearted, second of all, I totally agree. Not liking dogs is a definite sign that I won't get along with someone.

YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE!! I never get sick of my crazy critters. And they nap! A lot! They are so lazy after running around all day :)

My school did this too! Which was awesome, because I am a Crazy Dog Lady. I fucking love ALL THE PUPPIES. My two furballs are sitting on my lap as we speak! I don't trust anyone who says they don't like dogs.

"So...the local punk bar I drink at is but a mere 15 feet from where we have our after hours parties. One of the things we like to do is get tanked at said punk bar and then let all these posturing straight boys come over for a sip and a bowl or two. "