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Yay! This sounds fucking awesome. I'm so glad they're focusing on health, safety, and relationships rather than hardcore porn.

This is my first year at my current company, and lawyers like to get wasted, so if I manage to stick around until the holidays (I despise my job and I am severely underpaid) I'm getting crunk.

Oh, gotcha. That's ridiculous that they made the nutrition info virtually invisible.

I actually find that brie tastes like semen, so I don't get why people are so nuts for brie.

Ehhh...but then there's the possibility that they might begin orchestrating these crimes themselves when the porn no longer satisfies him.

Thank you. Even if the women aren't actually being murdered, the fact that there is a significant number of people who get off on violence towards women is disturbing and wrong.

Are we surprised? Movies and porn continue to get more graphic and more violent. People are easily desensitized. Frankenstein is no longer frightening, and cheesecake photos seem innocent in comparison to the shit you find in "Hostel" or on your typical porn site. Of course people are going to look for more

I agree. I fucking hate artifcial sweeteners. They are so disgusting.

Shouldnt the nutrition information be on the can? If there are calories, then it is regular Coke, no?

This makes me so happy that I went to NYU, which had extremely lax visitor policies, didn't care if you had a boy in your room in the wee hours of the morning, let guys and girls live in the same room together if they wanted, had rooms specifically for transgender students so that they could feel more comfortable and

I've considered egg donation, but I'm sure I'd be rejected outright because of my depression. I am on meds for it, so there's no hiding it. Otherwise, I'd probably be a very ideal candidate. I am 5'5", slender, and conventionally attractive (eta: oh, and I'm white, and most couples seeking donors are white and wish

STRUMPET! That is glorious. Will be using from now on.

I really get annoyed with the Taylor Swift hate here. She's not the BEST SINGER EVER, but she seems like a nice girl. I remember she was torn to shreds here because of a quote in which she said she didn't feel comfortable showing a lot of skin and being "sexy." People took that as "slut-shaming," even though Taylor

Marshmallow vodka is DELICIOUS. I tried it for the first time this weekend. I drank it straight; no mixers or anything. It was yummy!

*blows kiss*

True, those certainly exist. But I was trying to be teh funnehz.

This is as idiotic as a Muslim working in a butcher shop but refusing to sell pork.

I totally agree. Babies are basically always cute.

Nope! Not one thing. You're too fat, but don't loose TOO much weight because we'll tell you to eat a cheeseburger!