Well, the East Village already smells bad enough. Can't get any worse, I guess.

Would you want to eat your lunch in a bathroom? No? So then why should a baby have to?

Amen. Would you rather risk a split-second glimpse of some flesh, or listen to a baby scream at the top of his lungs because he's hungry? I'm not even a mother yet, but anti-breastfeeding in public people make me stabby.

Oh please. Shit is full of germs and is a health hazard. Unless you have a blood-borne infection and are spraying your tit milk all over everyone, breastfeeding is NOT unsanitary. For Christ sakes. Have you ever dealt with a hungry child?

Fuck, I want to be a French schoolchild! That menu sounds bangin'.

Seeing as I was the product of a missed birth control pill, I guess I'm good for at least a few more years.

Oh, Christ. If you don't have a wife, obviously that statement doesn't apply to you. The point is that "real men" would stand by someone they love through a hardship.

I looked into pet insurance, and it seemed more logical to just open a savings account and contribute to it monthly in case one of the furchildren ever needs an emergency visit to the vet. Do people not do this? Was I looking at the wrong insurance carriers?

Okay, this is totally going to expose me for the creeper that I am, but I had a dream the other night that MoGlo did get married, and we were all invited to her wedding.

Agreed. Your "choice" isn't necessarily a feminist one just because you have a vagina. I always say this.

lmao that is fucking hilarious. I love it. They must be TRYING to be cute, because there is no other explanation.

LOL! Mine does the same. And the kicker is that his mom IS a doctor, so he can easily call her up and ask her these things. Instead he calls me and asks, "Is it okay to take Advil if my back hurts?"

Idk, I'm not sure where to draw the line between fasting and starving. It's blurry, but either way they are not engaging in healthy behavior.

Hmm...I think you're on to something.

Agreed. I've also struggled with eating issues and starving myself, and I think it's just absurd when models act like they eat cheeseburgers all day and do an hour of yoga in the morning. No, you are obviously starving yourselves (as Adriana basically admitted before backtracking) and then you work out for 5 hours a…

Oh yeah. Don't get me wrong— I adore my man. But Christ, he expects me to know how to do EVERYTHING and he thinks I have an answer to every single question he has.

If I ever doubted my love for you, I'm sorry. Because it won't happen again.

I found Adriana Lima's honesty about her diet to be refreshing. Models have to work really fucking hard to have minimal fat on their bodies. But now she's backtracking and saying, "I eat cake, teehee!!" and you know her handlers probably forced her to backtrack because it shows the non-glamorous side of being a model.

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