• 1 egg, beaten
  -how I feel after reading the steps required to achieve this tasty morsel
  -Can’t I just pay at least one loyal, trustworthy, hard working Takeout reader to make a bunch of Lumpia Shanghai and ship them my way?

I love the idea that they just had so many good items that they just went “yup, time for another game”. That’s the way all development should be. A few dlcs here or there, but if you’ve got so many ideas that dlc isn’t going to work, build a new one.

Any idea on when we should expect the sequel? I’m not in that much of a hurry with Link’s Awakening and Cadence of Hyrule around. It’s a great time for Zelda fans.

Fuuuuuuck...

Honest Question: Has change.org actually ever changed anything?  Or is it pure wishful thinking for slacktivists?

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

The downside (which may not be a downside to some people) is that it associates your Nintendo Account to your Twitch account to your Amazon account, which Amazon will aggregate together into your user profile (“The third party may combine the data with other information they hold about you.”)

Commenters: “Twitch Prime, not Amazon Prime.”

This would’ve been helpful when I was helping my little sister (she was around 9) through Ocarina of Time on her 3DS. She eventually beat it and said she enjoyed it, but it would’ve been helpful and more fun to be a second player that could kind of guide her through it, instead of looking over her shoulder and giving…

Disappointed about NordVPN ... I purchased a subscription with them based on Lifehacker’s recommendation from a few years ago. Does this mean they’re no longer a recommended choice?

On Chrome? Your IT department is dumb. Chrome is one of the few programs out there that we love because it auto-updates itself regardless of user rights level... they are manually disabling your ability to update it through a group policy, and I’d love to know the logic behind that.

You’re their ex and mad that you can’t used his/hers Netflix?

My ex did this to me a few weeks ago, so now I have to pay for my own damn Netflix.

A few years ago my Netflix account got hacked by someone in Germany. I noticed when I started having weird things on my queue. No big deal, I changed my password. But they got back in again, and started watching more weird shit. So I changed my password again. Apparently this really made them mad, because they got…

I just wish whoever was watching Baywatch would fess up. I just want to know who got that on my queue.

A “1st day at work at McDonald’s” story. I living with some roommates, and one day a friend of one of the roommates shows up. I asked how he knew one of the roommates, and he said the roommate trained him when he was working at McDonalds. He said, “The manager introduces me to this guy, john [my roommate]. Manager tell…

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

And she has a driver’s license.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

Champions Ballad provided the motorcycle, which was a game changer for me.