Sorry I was busy taking a shit, not giving one.

If you aren’t on my contacts list in general I am not answering the call. Like you said if it is a legitimate call they will leave a voicemail.

The only people making those solicitation calls couldn’t give two shits about the Do Not Call List because they are foreign scammers looking to steal your money. Congress needs to pass a law that holds telecommunication companies liable for facilitating hundreds of millions of illegal scam calls a day. They claim it’s…

I don’t even answer my phone anymore. The vast majority of calls I get are robocalls or scammers. I figure, anybody who actually does want to contact me will leave a voicemail. Yeah, it will suck if there’s some sort of emergency, but unfortunately thanks to a bunch of scammers, we can no longer have nice things.

*Prints out article*

It’s all fun and games until it starts to pull up tax returns.

I find #5 extra annoying, when the driver feels the need to turn their head to face the passenger they’re talking to. They can still hear you if you’re facing forward!

That picture caption should read “That’s what I get for being a dumbass.”

Oh.. please! People were just as distracted before this game came out. This isn’t anything even remotely new!