I mean, LA clearly cares about NFL football. Just not necessarily about Chargers football (or the Rams necessarily either, judging from all the red at yesterdays game). But the owners don’t care who the people sitting in the stands cheer for. They paid for tickets, parking, probably a lot of beer and stuff, and their…

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

poop is funny!

Not necessarily. If he wins a settlement, it’s probably coming out of Hart’s insurance. It is not uncommon to sue friends to force an insurance payment.

nah, it’s just a maxed-out CPU

ETA: It wasn’t until after making this in Paint and posting that I was able to finally get to the generator. Even then, it still seems to have gotten the hug of death.

I don’t recognize any of the names mentioned in this blog, and for that I am thankful.

I’m talkin bout the motherfuckin Olympics!

I didn’t even know Dale Jr had a sister.

So don’t really do anything different and let the IOC corruption continue so as not to risk possibly offending people in developing countries that don’t likely much give a shit about the games?

Why can’t we just designate 2 sites (1 summer, 1 winter) and hold the olympics there every 4 years? The IOC can fund and pay for the maintenance and improvements needed. It will bring commerce to those areas. No country needs compete and bribe anyone. Everyone gets to enjoy the games we all love.

There are nearly as many followers of Islam as there are Christians. If you’re putting Jesus and The Pope on this list, obviously Muhammad — praise and blessings be upon his name — ought to be as well, no?

Umm, it’s right there in the embed...

Oh my. He is fit. I will allow it.

What shoes does he have on?

“unselfish”

Zlatan does not kick the ball. The ball fulfils their shared destiny.

Kobe Fans Have Beef with Well Done Ranking

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.