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Tim Robbins looks like me doing a Hideo Nomo impression when I was 10

This is more an indictment of me than of him, but the player in all white from High School Musical 2 is supposed to be the former Little League World Series champion pitcher.

Ah yes, when I was a TA responsible for 80 students a semester making just $12,000 a year, I always used to tell myself that it wasn’t about the money. It was about learning and educating in a rigorous academic setting, surrounded by a robust built-in consumer market always ready to explore new ideas while pawing…

Don’t get carried too far downstream or you may be drawn to the strait. 

That sounds nice, but when the horse shits who’s going to rake?

horseshit.

He was playing Hold ‘Em, not Stud.

“C Biscuit Stables,” company sounds like horseshit to me.

“I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Bavaria, command you to buy an Audi!”

* football (🏈)

my name isn’t really Jeff but this was a cool story and I can get behind it

So, yes, it is still July and a great preseason game doesn’t necessarily indicate future success, but with the necessary disclaimers out of the way this is indisputable proof that Pulisic will win the treble for Chelsea, along with the EPL Golden Boot and the Ballon d’Or.

I work in M&A and we sell privately-held businesses for that amount and more all the time, so I’ve seen what a decent investment advisor can do for owners. With $50MM, even a modest 5% annual return yields $2.5MM pre-tax, which is quite a bit to live on without ever touching the principal. Real estate should be an…

He should switch his accountant. 

He probably has a financial advisor. I suggest he switches.

Not me, but I concur. Wife’s a vegetarian. Their “veggie burger” is a bun, lettuce, tomato, onion. No patty. Real cute you cheap white hat wearing “secret” menu jackasses. Come fight me at Five Guys or Smashburger.