Once you kill the viewer, their stream shall never die.

So many harp strings, so little work to plucker them right.

I would fuck the shit out of the Thing. Just saying.

Dance on those pedals Hank!

I picked her to win as well.

Shoulda taken the first boat outta there.

Old Man: In my day, ref’s just kicked you into the goddamn moon.

R - E -E - D - S

Really dropped the cock off the ball. Missed opportunity. Because he wasnt on the ball. Or the cock. He knocked, though. So maybe he knocked the cock, but missed the ball?

19 year old. nods.

Third booth on the left. TMNT game was strong that night, so I only noticed when I got to the second half of level 7 where shredder is sending superfootes that can like double jump past combo slashes? Anyway. I was leo and digging the katanas that day. Nothing could touch me until this one kid, I don’t know he was a…

They are definitely stronger than the Dayesman

We have Very Warm Sweaters!

Buc’s Premium tix sales team lead, angrily: Oil spills are happening! Red Tide! the sea is killing tourism! You Shitbirds think that is an excuse? THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY! Now we got, what, 140,000 dumbfucks just lolling around on LAND! Hey Bud! whatcha up to? Aw that’s too bad you can’t go out and fish for oil on this…

I was a print reader, and think I even got the SIKids when I was a kid in the early 90's. I thought it was really cool that one time a kid from my OH high school was selected for football. That said, nothing SI has done, in my memory, would come close to warranting this question:

I like that the Netflix/Amazon ‘Are you still watching?’ prompt flies directly against your business model of streaming to the recently deceased.

If there has ever been a post more worthy of the tag ‘Deadspin Idiots’, I might go live with the aliens.

Rooney: Aint that fookin grand, mate. Fookin look! lorries and cunts weavin about te walk, pitchin inta me. Aint no fookin misjudgement on me, ee tried te take me hed fooking off! I turn, an ee’s right on top me bits!

People coming back from wheelchair curses a la Drake are the best stories. Like this one! That was a great ending! Go Raps!

LSD is a hell of a drug.