If I could do a dancing banana I would have.

I don’t speak fukcing russian. Im just from Brighton.

LolNietz lives on!

Ah that wonderful misunderstanding of Log(OFF) function. Takes me back the days of C++ (AP Level) of course, where we were discussing the structure of the library reference functions we could call to and Barnaby was like, It’s a wide world of librarys out there is this this best one? and I was like fuck you Binarby.

So...Raptors in 6?

That neck tho. Ichabod Crane no doubt.

You are not the center of the universe. I know we all hate DFW for being creepy, but his speech from Kenyon is a good, readable way to center yourself in a world of screaming into the void. Also, you are not alone in feeling this way!

100% pure killer instincts. Get some help! None of those children are out to get you! Except this one, which you are correct about. The eyes never lie.

It’s not called 7 laps in heaven for nothing. The bell is a new wrinkle though.

Someday you will even be a fan of the (stat)books!

Ya onis on me cespiendes.

Wait really? Wow. Real Aesop here ladies.

Its Sprouts. This is earther. 

We. We. We. WEEEEEE!

“Very divisive Mikey”

What are we supposed to do now with all the new (old) writers? Read more than the headline?

Look at this fucking Hoopster.  Please please please tell me that is a throwback jersey from Nash’s days in LA.

What are you, a Coors light guy? 

Oook.

you make a strong case. I’ll allow it.