Surely you are very accomplished.

You were always the best Majere brother. and stay off twitter my man.

Watching Thornton play this year is like all my favorite memories from the late 90's wings teams.  Old dudes making good is a sweet nectar.

Handstandsy here is my new spirit animal. If your hands ARE YOUR FEET, do you have an unfair advantage?

Dont worry Cahill.  Most of us throw up our gloves in dispair the first time after frantically searching for the Cahitoris.

This guy gets it.

What does his inability to talk have to do with anything? 

This is one of those times where I say, go ahead, give the Russians free reign. 

No, that is the UK tube my man. In the US they just rail you into dropping your handy tape with an unwarranted traffic stop.

Hand pass. 100%. Can I get my check now Mr?

Brooks was here.

Hahahaha. Datahead Leads! we’ve got detectives on it! we call them The Padres. They’re working in shifts!

Seriously? I don’t RSS the ringer to avoid dumbass headlines like this. Do better (my lovely) shitbirds.

Nah. People can like 1990 for lots of reasons! I like it because it was the first time I got put in the teachers’ lounge, alone, with Vanessa. She was a hot piece I couldn’t wait to get busy with. Those cops really fucking rained on my parade.

Username checks out.

I am not out of greys. treading water next to you now, actually. be nice.

Dude, d20 it how you want. Just fucking don’t forget about the objective (it’s the cones).

Stop imperializing your gratitude for my comment. One love.

Turtles don’t have asses.

So say we all. #RIP Boomer.