Me: ‘It’s political’ is not a statement of fact. It is a statement of claim. And the claim is all that matters. It is stupid to juxtapose athletes with political figures in general.

The PIE SEES. the WAT chez. MOTHERFUCKER COU chez

But have you rolled like a stone?

You clearly have forgotten the first rule of the draft. It’s all about the cones.

Honest question: Which fuckhead’s ass are you fucking? I am confused.

He has run the bell 12 times this year. Not Mad.

Dude, they get either Pope Thrower or Alllota Fagina. Seems like a winners’ choice at this point.

Or as I call it, Shad Jr.

Careful in that wicked garden.

That’s nothing, man.  Just come as you are and I am sure everyone will like you.

God do I ever! This is the kind of advice I come back for. Keep it up Lord.

You did it right. H/T to you for being professional. 

We have truly fallen on black days.

The takeout comments are basically bubble people bubble peopling. It annoys me to no fucking end. I mean, these are not 90's gen people right? Grunge was a lifestyle, that people aspired to!

I didn’t know that polydactylism was a human condition, but you learn something every day.

Thanks for nothing. MAGNETS MAN, HOW DO THEY WORK?

An upper decker that noone notices for like a week.

It’s obviously “Real Milk!”

This guy gets it.

Why is the Ben Wyatt at the NBA draft?