So what they should have done is put Ewing in the City with a secret ballot. Then, when that crazy pelican came screaming across the sky, burning and maiming with impuny while the short bald dude rode on it, he could surprise it with a big crossbow ballot bolt to the fucking beak thing. Then as everyone screams in…

Glad she didn’t have the absolute gumption to complain about spoilers for book 8 though. That one was a fucking mess, and we all know it.

Old Testament, gotcha. Sorry I misunderstood.

What a weirdly shaped penis.

Meh.

A fitting tribute to the death of a White Sox Minute. RIP.

Sorry, but 7! is really just 7(!), which in turn is really 7*1! which is 7, so the answer is 7. But this is not a math problem.

Arsenal 3, Chelsea 2, going by syllables, which always works.

It’s called the de giorno. Try it sometime.

I will take my ban. But this is some terrible Kinja.

[I JUST DELETED SHIT UNTIL I BROKE MY DELETE KEY THEN ADDED COMMENTS. CHRIS YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS. I WILL TAKE MY BAN BUT FUCK ME MAN] The Lakers are reportedly in the process of hiring former Cleveland Cavaliers head coach Tyronn Lue to replace the fired Luke Walton. Contractual parameters are being sorted out, acc…

Holding aside however you might feel about the sagacity, purely as a basketball matter, of selecting Lue as their next head coach, something needs to be said about the Lakers’ process for vetting and selecting and hiring coaching candidates.

He wasn’t wrong, though.

A fitting white sox minu pu pu.

It only took one day, didn’t it Giri? DIDN’T IT? You like it poopy, don’t you Giri? LOOK AT ME WHEN I TELL YOU ABOUT THE POOPS! I EAT FIBER LIKE YOU FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST!

The transitive property is really powerful. It can explain lots of things! But that is not how you just used it.

Obviously he was just commenting on the very long and strong fingers attached to his very normally sized hand palms.

Fair is fair. The man made a mistake and now is walking it back. I was unaware until now that peeing on a (several?) russia-based sex lady(ies) while being filmed by Fienberg’s vagina hurricane is a sport, but why the hell not. 

It’s pronounced HE-ur-baes. And it’s not an affection, it’s 100% pure bred my friend.

Pushy, well heeled lady? Check.