Hahahaha. Datahead Leads! we’ve got detectives on it! we call them The Padres. They’re working in shifts!

Seriously? I don’t RSS the ringer to avoid dumbass headlines like this. Do better (my lovely) shitbirds.

Nah. People can like 1990 for lots of reasons! I like it because it was the first time I got put in the teachers’ lounge, alone, with Vanessa. She was a hot piece I couldn’t wait to get busy with. Those cops really fucking rained on my parade.

Username checks out.

I am not out of greys. treading water next to you now, actually. be nice.

Dude, d20 it how you want. Just fucking don’t forget about the objective (it’s the cones).

Stop imperializing your gratitude for my comment. One love.

Turtles don’t have asses.

So say we all. #RIP Boomer.

Me: ‘It’s political’ is not a statement of fact. It is a statement of claim. And the claim is all that matters. It is stupid to juxtapose athletes with political figures in general.

The PIE SEES. the WAT chez. MOTHERFUCKER COU chez

But have you rolled like a stone?

You clearly have forgotten the first rule of the draft. It’s all about the cones.

Honest question: Which fuckhead’s ass are you fucking? I am confused.

He has run the bell 12 times this year. Not Mad.

Dude, they get either Pope Thrower or Alllota Fagina. Seems like a winners’ choice at this point.

Or as I call it, Shad Jr.

Careful in that wicked garden.

That’s nothing, man.  Just come as you are and I am sure everyone will like you.

God do I ever! This is the kind of advice I come back for. Keep it up Lord.