You did it right. H/T to you for being professional. 

We have truly fallen on black days.

The takeout comments are basically bubble people bubble peopling. It annoys me to no fucking end. I mean, these are not 90's gen people right? Grunge was a lifestyle, that people aspired to!

I didn’t know that polydactylism was a human condition, but you learn something every day.

Thanks for nothing. MAGNETS MAN, HOW DO THEY WORK?

An upper decker that noone notices for like a week.

It’s obviously “Real Milk!”

This guy gets it.

Why is the Ben Wyatt at the NBA draft?

So what they should have done is put Ewing in the City with a secret ballot. Then, when that crazy pelican came screaming across the sky, burning and maiming with impuny while the short bald dude rode on it, he could surprise it with a big crossbow ballot bolt to the fucking beak thing. Then as everyone screams in…

Glad she didn’t have the absolute gumption to complain about spoilers for book 8 though. That one was a fucking mess, and we all know it.

Old Testament, gotcha. Sorry I misunderstood.

What a weirdly shaped penis.

Meh.

A fitting tribute to the death of a White Sox Minute. RIP.

Sorry, but 7! is really just 7(!), which in turn is really 7*1! which is 7, so the answer is 7. But this is not a math problem.

Arsenal 3, Chelsea 2, going by syllables, which always works.

It’s called the de giorno. Try it sometime.

I will take my ban. But this is some terrible Kinja.

[I JUST DELETED SHIT UNTIL I BROKE MY DELETE KEY THEN ADDED COMMENTS. CHRIS YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS. I WILL TAKE MY BAN BUT FUCK ME MAN] The Lakers are reportedly in the process of hiring former Cleveland Cavaliers head coach Tyronn Lue to replace the fired Luke Walton. Contractual parameters are being sorted out, acc…