Holding aside however you might feel about the sagacity, purely as a basketball matter, of selecting Lue as their next head coach, something needs to be said about the Lakers’ process for vetting and selecting and hiring coaching candidates.

He wasn’t wrong, though.

A fitting white sox minu pu pu.

It only took one day, didn’t it Giri? DIDN’T IT? You like it poopy, don’t you Giri? LOOK AT ME WHEN I TELL YOU ABOUT THE POOPS! I EAT FIBER LIKE YOU FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST!

I thought we just got done feteing Marchman and his We.

The transitive property is really powerful. It can explain lots of things! But that is not how you just used it.

Obviously he was just commenting on the very long and strong fingers attached to his very normally sized hand palms.

Fair is fair. The man made a mistake and now is walking it back. I was unaware until now that peeing on a (several?) russia-based sex lady(ies) while being filmed by Fienberg’s vagina hurricane is a sport, but why the hell not. 

It’s pronounced HE-ur-baes. And it’s not an affection, it’s 100% pure bred my friend.

Pushy, well heeled lady? Check.

Do you do it in a house? Or do you do it with a mouse?

What is a grey scab? Is this a GoT reference or something?

Eddie:

I’m not sure ‘remarkable’ is really the right word to lead with. As is typical? A not infrequent squabble? Bureaucrats gonna bureaucrat?

Giri, stop trying to make ZiZi happen. It’s NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN GIRI!

The age-appropriate situation for me is never, right? I’m pushing 40.

The age-appropriate situation for me is never, right? I’m pushing 40.

Cloven hooves run in the family?

The fuck does Charlie Wilson have to do with anything?

Best Game Show Introductions, Ranked:

The Littlest of Fingers can sometimes cast the longest of shadows.