holy shit

I believe the correct phrase is “did a plagiarism”.

This comment needs far more love

Adjacent to the ‘clapping in movie theatres’ discussion: I yelled something out in a movie once, and only once, out of pure instinct.

Man, I haven’t heard the phrase ‘short-sheeted’ in years. What is this, school camp?

If it wasn’t a life-imprisonable offence, I would spend ten minutes trying to successfully hack Trump’s account. I bet it’s TOTALLY doable. It has to be something based on the following words:

I’m really reaching my threshold with this president.

The only way the Lakers won’t win basketball games is if they score fewer points than their opponents!

that was like seven acts

I heard some guy got killed in Sacramento and they never solved the case. But you wouldn’t know anything about that now, would you, Boogie?

Let’s accept for a moment

That CANNOT be correct

Related: A German law which granted the govt the power to shoot down a hijacked passenger plane was found unconstitutional in 2005 by the German Constitutional Court, partly because it violated the right to life of the passengers onboard.

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Pete Weber’s long lost son

Yep, agreed.

He has spent time at one of the country’s best universities

Guarantee he’s a Trump supporter.

None of the 3 videos are available in my country :(

Dammit, beat me too it.