Bobby Ryan scored one for the Ducks with Mikko Koivu’s stick a few years back.

Yep, I agree. In his apology, he kinda of seems to be taking responsibility for his actions. But then he keeps talking (“is it fair that hundreds of people lost their jobs...”), and reveals that he thinks it’s everybody else’s fault. If you’re responsible for the jobs of hundreds of people (that seems high, no?), and…

This is what I thought about while our newly elected president was puking down the front of his shirt and going HURR NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IS BAD in a press conference this afternoon.

Gretzky-esque!

I have nothing to share, but IMO the most interesting information that hasn’t been comprehensively compiled in the news media is Trump’s pre-existing financial ties. I know - it’s near impossible because he deliberately shrouds everything in secrecy, but people like Adam Khan (@Khanoisseur) are doing a great job…

as a card-carrying WASP

Great cameo: Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.

Listen, I suspect I’m probably not you’re typical reader. 41, balding investment guy, three kids, minivan, house in the suburbs of upstate NY.

The three-tap sound when Trump taps the handshake pile with his left hand kills me, for some reason.

Good points. You’re far wiser than I!

SEE YOU IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Unfortunately, I think a nuclear bomb gets dropped on some poor country, for no reason. (The word ‘poor’ is doing a lot in that sentence, I know). In his mind, that makes him look strong, and will galvanize him. Nothing to lift one’s spirits like a genocide, eh?!

Good work - we need to keep reminding people of this and making sure it doesn’t get swept under the rug.

Aw man, the guy didn’t think of the ‘Shame’ chant until she got in the car. Get your act together, bearded protest guy!

Woefully unqualified but nonetheless Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos

I’m sure you already know this, but you need to un-friend those people. I respect/am horrified that you made it through the entire campaign without doing so.

Remember that time that you were the White House Press Secretary? That was awesome.

Do you guys reckon that Redford and Feinberg are gettin it on

:(((