What a piece of shit Jim Gray is.

Well, Tom is always pardoned. You know that. Tom doesn’t need a pardon. Tom…his game pardons him, and his talent. He’s a great champion, so I think his game really pardons him and frankly I don’t think he’s somebody that has to be pardoned.

“Tom Brady Joylessly Pisses In America’s Wounds With Blank Expression In Dead Eyes”- this was the best one.

Throwing in chickpeas is a good addition as well.

This was the least motivating speech I’ve ever heard.

You’re right - my understanding is that it’s just a numbers thing. There are far more men playing at every level, so they have a women’s division. Of course, the chess authorities (and those in other sports where there is no need for separation, like in cue sports, surfing, darts, etc) should be working overtime to…

“F-free!?”

Fair enough!

Sincere follow-up: do you guys go through the greys and/or ungrey people often? I’ve had too many HILARIOUS comments go unnoticed that at this point I assume it’s all a conspiracy.

I’m moving to London in a few months, which EPL team should I adopt as my own?

Mr Marchman, what’s going to be #1 on the Funny115 v3?

*“me mates”

Fake News. Name your sources

It’s Friday?

Serious question: is it worth it to try and tell dipshit pro-Trump internet commenters that they’re racist/xenophobic, if it’s warranted? I understand the whole “don’t waste your energy/don’t feed the trolls/they’ll never listen” argument, but I also suspect that many of said people have never been told, in real life,…

Best athlete - all sports, all time - with the name:

Serious question - we’re inevitably headed to one or more nuclear wars, aren’t we.

To get a definitive answer, I rang up Pilkington, a United Kingdom-based company that’s been in the glass business since 1826.

With a studio audience to provide laughter on cue.

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