*deep breath - this is the comment that will get me ungreyed*

KellyAnne Conway won The Contest on Seinfeld.

Some of the legislators do care

Trump and Belichick, sitting in a tree

Fuck Paul Tagliabue

Mike, is it?

You are 100% correct.

I don’t get this. Am I stupid? I mean, I am stupid, but... can someone explain it to me without using too many big words

AW, POOR YVJENI KOLKOVOKSKYA

This is a great take Bazza

The BEST bit about this is that Trump will now walk down the stairs of Air Force One without holding the rail, just to prove a point, and he’ll wobble like a newborn deer.

Takeshi, is it?

I had no idea that Mo Farah had been knighted. That’s awesome. Sir Mo.

Your point is obviously correct. However, if/when Bannon decides to expand the ban, that point will be thrown back in our faces as justification for banning refugees from Saudi Arabia. Refugees didn’t do 9/11. Refugees are those fleeing from persecution on racial/ethnic/religious grounds. It has nothing to do with…

You’re a fucking idiot, Lukester.

Sorry to be the idiot commenting on a non-serious issue after a serious essay, but:

Fuck yes, Roger!

This makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Who are her rivals for greatest female athlete of all time? (The ‘Doe’? As in female GOAT? I’m still working on this.)

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