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+1 season before cancellation

Cool original idea: if the game is tied after regulation, place the ball at the 30 yard line with a representative from each team at midfield, then have them both run at the ball. Whoever gets the ball wins the game. People would love it.

Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

“banged one in with his off-hand”...

The box cutter anecdote in particular was chilling. Hope this guy gets what’s coming.

This poor girl. Goddamn. And my heart sank hearing that he went to USU. Send his devout Mormon ass to jail for the rest of his life and, for God’s sake Utah State, remove him from the athletics hall of fame in the most public and humiliating way possible.

Wow you got, at best, a little over 50% of your targets to click a link in an e-mail, and not proceed any further than that. You must be running an elite hacking squad over there.

As a Dad whose daughter spent her first week alive in a NICU at a hospital an hour away from home, Michael can fuck right off.

This x100. In fact, I think the new parents in that letter should go out of their way not to thank them. They need better friends.

You’d think the Kimmel takes would win for hugest dicks in the mailbag, but lawncare bro made the race interesting.

I guarantee that dude hasn’t even noticed it. So much shit going on in his life, probably getting little to no sleep, and this dude thinks he’s out looking at leaves in his yard? GTFO

As the aunt of a baby who was born 7 weeks early and spent a month in the NICU...let it go, landscaping friend. It’s great that you did a nice thing for your friends, but frankly, if they even fucking noticed the landscaping at this point, it’s the last thing on their mind. They have to leave their teeny tiny,…

Yeah, I mean, if one of the main reasons you did a ‘nice’ thing was so someone could thank you for it, you’re doing it for the wrong reasons, and possibly not that nice.

The guy who expects a thank you for landscaping is a real asshole. Shut the fuck up, man. If you want a thank you, maybe do something helpful baby-wise, like adopt the kid and allow the parents to live normal lives.

“This story is completely unremarkable to me.”

I’m surprised Washington didn’t draft him. Seems like a great fit with their new defensive line coach.

Very little of that crowd voted for Blum or Trump. We were almost entirely progressives, independents, and socialists. Had he the brains to hold his town hall in Durango or Peosta he’d probably have gotten more of his own crowd showing up.

4. The crowd voted for Blum, and for Donald Trump, and therefore has owned itself, savagely.

Help me understand something. The game was played in 1996. The news crawl at the bottom of the screen is showing stories from 2009 {Suns firing Terry Porter; Michael Phelps' bong fun}. Who has the pull to get ESPN to show a 13 year old high school game?