“When Michelle and I came into office....”

OMG you can’t just ask why there are only white people in a video set in Africa!!

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

I want cats to vomit and have diarrhea on the bathroom floor while they’re in the shower, so when they step out all nice and clean they slip and fall into the crap.

We need to stop referring to them as ‘servers’ and ‘waiters’ and start using the term ‘persons who can give you typhoid, so pony the fuck up or learn to cook yourself, you miserable fuckface.’

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

People were commenting on break.com’s version of the article with the phrase “TIPS: To insure prompt service”. Butchering of the English language aside, what the hell? Like servers and waiters have control over how long it takes the kitchen to make things.

I want angry cats to pee in their hair while they sleep. What utter bastards.

I am very into emeralds visually but green does not suit my coloring, while blue makes me look alight with the glow of fairies.

This is a former governor and Fox television host. He’s not making some crazy rant on the internet. He is the Republican party. He is not a moron. He is a cruel, calculating man in a position of power.

That made me so angry too. Like, get the fuck over it, not everyone feels guilty about their abortions. This is obviously a harmful stereotype and I wish it would die already.

Not even looking at her emotional state, is her body even ready for this? How is this going to affect her long term health? If he really wanted to protect the mother as he puts it, he would have taken that into consideration. I hope he gets raked over the coals for that awful answer.

He probably also wouldn’t support financial support for her when she needs it to sustain a child and the psychological counseling of it.

One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

I created a burner just so I can post this, but it won't post and whatever. I'm not ashamed.

Hang in there, my dear. Here are some cuties for you.

Can I get this for my boobs? Underboob sweat is THE WORST! Especially in the summer.