That’s kinda... morally wrong. This guy sounds like he’s kind of a jerk. Seriously, who just does that? In any industry?

Exactly right! Hell half the time the kids don’t WANT to go to a wedding were they are forced to dress up and are expected to be on best behavior on front of a tone of people they don’t know! I think adult only weddings and receptions are an excellent idea. I had a cousin who knew that she wanted only adults and so…

Kim is pregnant w marionette barack obama?!?!!?

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

Dear anonymous giftgiver,

fuck yeah girl scouts and

He may be a dwarf to Hobbit fans, but for me, he will always be the OG Being Human vampire, Mitchell.

Here you go:

Hmmm. Could be worth it if it could be a speaking program, done in the voice of Tina Fey as Sarah.

I must need a Palin-to-English translator to understand this woman.

Yeah...her birth announcement sure sounded like she was happy to be having another bundle of joy. I’m sure the kid will love reading how excited it's mother was when she found out 😒. I've seen people take a cancer diagnosis with more zeal.

Stay safe out there during Pride Weekend, LGBT bros. Just because you CAN get quickie married in Las Vegas now doesn’t mean you should.

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

Well...wow, Amber...thank you for reminding us laws are for peasants and the lower-class scum.

Yeah, that line is the perfect distillation of the absurdity of the “fake victim” claims.

It’s all their fault for wanting to play games, anyway. Girls didn’t date me in high school and now THEY HAVE THE NERVE to like the SAME video games as I do? KILL THEM ALL.

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.