Mandela: 27 years

good behavior in prison

They’re just chasing those Imaginary Internet Points. Upvotes. Likes. Follows. And so on. People gotta have dreams!

Reddit is pretty much a gaping asshole.

Before my grandma died, she stopped my uncle while they were driving on the Interstate and she saw a porn store. She had never been to one and asked him to stop. Why? Because she’d never been to one and she wanted to before she died. Just because. He stopped. And she bought a book. My grandma ruled.

Stronic Drei. The best.

You’re so right, the abusive parents are the real victims. The dead girl, whatever.

Little green!

Todd has been busy since Pokemon Snap.

Yeah, someone at Madame Tussaud’s HATES J Lo.

Didn’t Tussauds used to be pretty good at this thing? Nowadays it seems like they hired this lady for their recent projects:

J-Lo’ is kinda terrifying.

Good news out of Arkansas, too:

But Anna, you silly harlot, it’s my God-given constitutional right and divine duty to lie to whores to save unborn babies just up until the little angels actually need me most for support/care!

You’re right that most sites ask for height, but would you call a man a liar if he didn’t answer it? That’s the thing I’m trying to get at here. In the guide I very obviously said you should be forthcoming, but the reason is because it’s hard to get a feel for what someone looks like online. Not because you’re a liar…

See, I agree that it’s good etiquette to show what you look like in an online profile. However, you absolutely lose me at “Am I turned off by lying? Yes.”

Four things that I keep seeing men do online that drive me crazy (not in a good way):