That could give me another clue, the Tide one I mean. I’ve used liquid Tide for quite a while. Now I at least know where to start making changes.

Yes, their Visa can be revoked, and they can be deported (which is normally what happens when a diplomat does something excessively shitty).

That is the best. I worked in my mum’s retail store growing up, and the lessons I learned at our shop were just as important as those I learned in my fancy private school. I wonder sometimes about my classmates who didn’t get any experience like that until they were well into their 20s.

Definitely. I cannot tell you how many times it was the guy who needed to put his purchase on two credit cards who was the biggest asshole and the guy who whips out the Amex black card was the nice guy.

As you should be! He sounds like he gets it. In my experience dealing with the shitty people, it actually deflates them to not have an effect on you, so tell him to keep his chin up and give everyone great service, the good customers and the average ones will appreciate it, and the annoying/asshole ones will HATE IT!

One thing I learned? Generally, the bigger time people really are, the nicer they are. They don’t have to be assholes to show they’re big time.

Los Angeles seems to be filled with leased Benz CLAs. Its funny how the people driving them pretend they driving an S class AMG.

This is the traditional greeting. Thank you for respecting our customs.

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

For watching every game of the Rich Rod and Hoke eras? Yeah. Guilty as charged

Sadly, as an alum I can assure you this is an improvement over Michigan sports.

I agree it’s an exorbitant amount. The worst part is that you know they’re going to make bank with a gofundme campaign after this.

I get that there needed to be some kind of punishment, but $135000? That’s just ridiculous and only adds fuel to the bigots who are using them as icons. And who gets all that money?

I assume the name is an homage to Neko, the 1990s Macintosh desk accessory kitten that would chase your cursor. With inactivity it would fall asleep and purr.

If they only had free shipping...

If they only had free shipping...

I literally cannot stop. It’s like a disease.

You're all wrong: Brooks Brothers boxers.

You're all wrong: Brooks Brothers boxers.