WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE ABOUT THAT BITCH MARSHA!?

Agreed, everyone should have at least 2 pairs of sneakers since they take more than overnight to air out. This minimal of a list is going to result in a lot of stinky feet.

They go with the tux.

I may sound like an idiot when I say this but check the springs on each side to make sure they arent broken (yes they break....5-7 year life span on most but of course YMMV). Took me 5 minutes of looking, checking sensor alignments etc before I finally realized what was wrong.

Or, use this method,: Insert the flex rod/brush up the steel flue before connecting to drill, tape over the fireplace with plastic, slit up the middle, tape over the rest once the rod is fit. Attach more as needed, put the vacuum outside, bring the hose inside, and vacuum out the muck. And do not use a battery powered…

These chimney cleaners are awesome. They do wonders in a trash can full of leaves when making mulch, too.

Do pandas even have eyebrows?

http://youtu.be/sA9Kato1CxAI'm not going to lie, my hands start to sweat whenever I get into bad turbulence. The only thing that calms me down is to remember that it seems way worse than it actually is and to remember this video of wing stess tests on the 7y7. To say these planes are over engineered to handle these…

The real joy happens in the inevitable divorce.

What about the smelly water from a water pipe? Will it work on that?

The want is strong with this one.

Those e-mails come off rather self-indulgent and abrasive. The last bit is basically a polite way of telling someone to get bent if they don't already have your assistants contact information.

that is seeeexy

that is seeeexy

Connecticut, you say?