Up here in Connecticut, we’ve been way behind the curve in making it easier to vote, despite being a Democratic trifecta. I was really worried they were just going to ignore the need for voting by mail or half-ass it. Fortunately, our secretary of state, Denise Merrill, stepped the fuck up and made the case that…

Also Susan Collins, who somehow figured out how to “both sides” wearing a mask in incident #1,643,128 that proves some evil wizard has locked all of our souls in an Onion article.

The officer’s actions are the logical consequence of a concerted effort by neo-nazis in the mid-2000s to take over law enforcement. Of course, there’s a broader history of white supremacy in law enforcement and this might have happened anyway, but I suspect we’ve reached a new peak of cops excusing “fine people.”

I’ll drink to that.

The president nominates a new VP and they have to be confirmed by a majority of both houses of Congress.  So that probably excludes Ivanka, though my faith in House Democrats ain’t what I’d like it to be.

Emphasis on the dim.

Couldn’t help but read the title as, “Sane Person States Obvious.”

Jesus saves, everybody else takes 1d4 Constitution damage. I’m afraid you don’t have the feat that allows you to turn viruses.

He was a bit uppity. Asking God, “am I my brother’s keeper?” was pretty snotty. And I can’t help but notice a parallel between Cain deflecting his responsibility to his brother and the RWNJ cult of “personal responsibility” that rails against the welfare state, calls for bootstraps, and associates wealth with divine…

Nothing is being done, even though we’ve been long aware of the threat. Back in 2006, the FBI issued a report detailing a wave of neo-nazis infiltrating police departments explicitly to deflect investigations into their groups. Neither the Bush nor Obama administrations took the threat seriously when they had the…

Yup. I live in a very Trumpy, white, rural area and after hearing this I am already worried about how much it’s going to cost me to get my medicine delivered in the coming months, because it’s not going to be business who pay the higher shipping fees. It’s going to be you and me. The difference between getting what I…

Yup. The New World Order the MAGA chuds are always screaming about is quite real... it just happens to be the Christian nationalists they loudly support. The group called The Fellowship has been working both sides and backing dictators for awhile. They love Trump because he’s their monster. I watched the Netflix…

And as always we come to the $10 million dollar question: are Republicans primarily motivated by stupidity or evil. There’s no doubt Kemp is a dumb man. And yet, I suspect evil takes precedence here. I’m willing to guess he suspected the damage will be catastrophic, but he also knows black people will be…

Presumably right after Trump trades-in Melanie, since Jr. will no longer be able to live out his Oedipal fantasies by proxy.

How to put this? She is that. Actually, physically, legally older than her boyfriend’s dad’s wife.

It’s a combination of things. She makes no effort to be competent or professional. She’s entirely there for a smash and grab that feeds various culture war grievances. Case in point: this anti-woman shit. Trump tends to keep people like that around as long as he can because his entire strategy is just to be #1 at…

That line “like a frat party descended from a UFO and invaded the federal government” is going to be one of the moments of this era that stays with me until the end of my days. It neatly sums up the entire grifting idiot sons aspect of the Trump administration in a way that captures how completely bonkers everything is…

Joe Biden is a terrible candidate for a vast list of reasons you already know and I won’t bother to recount here. And I wouldn’t have voted for him if I had gotten a chance to vote in this primary (I’m from CT so I didn’t). But, like it or not, he’s the nominee now. It’s either going to be him or Trump as president in…

Yeah, Pompeo and RWNJs in general getting belligerent with China over COVID-19 is unhelpful (as is blaming the !!!DEEP STATE!!!), but there’s a serious discussion to be had about biowarfare research and the potential existential threat it poses.

Quick, somebody grab an obsidian knife and call up Itzpapalotl! I’m pretty sure I can think of a few guys who would demonstrably save the Earth if their hearts were cut out.