Well, that was a nice short career.

They could have turned FOUR outs if it was allowed.

That vintage LeBron hairline is what they call a ‘tell’.

Cool, never knew Martina Navratilova could jam so hard.

I loved Harold Snepsts..guy looked like a 70s porn star, and lost every fight he started.

Still one of the biggest surprises I’ve ever seen on the ice.

Dale Hunter vs Pierre Turgeon

I know it is a different time, but I think what is said on the ice, should stay on the ice. Should he have chosen a different word? Sure, but honestly it doesn’t matter at all. Too many sensitivity meters are running at 99%. A hockey rink is not your cubicle.

‘They should have named Led Zeppelin II something like Bloodied Stool instead’

The late John Candy pioneered the ‘coin’ move...

The biggest lies of all are the couples who boast gleefully about their perfect and undying love.

Cool. I suppose they’ll be on board with the proposed safe injection sites in the coming generations.

Shouldn’t this article finish with a /s ?

‘The human race is becoming a disgrace’

The Padres should embody the fantasy, and tell their Bossman to fuck off.

I like to add some marscapone into the herbed butter because I am a masochist.

Not the first asshole to wear #35 for the Pens, either.

Um, who is Ryan McDonagh?

It never, ever ends!

I thought I heard that Belt was extended.