I thought smallpox was eradicated

Well, the thing is, the Matt Duchene-trade first-round pick was lottery protected. It was supposed to be a 2018 first-round pick, but the Sens had the option of delaying the pick by one year, and chose to do that to pick Brady Tkachuk at 4th, and cross their fingers that everything would work out, that they’d have a…

As has been said numerous times, no one has ever gone broke underestimating the intelligence of the average American.

It’s times like this where I wish we hadn’t taken such a hard turn in the 70s and 80s against public perception of unions in America. I’m on the brink of joining a union shop after spending years…

He was in the crease!

Surprised to hear someone from Buffalo complain about goal(s) against.

And you thought the RomCom was dead!

It’s crazy to me. The phone calls just don’t MATCH where Adnan was at the time of the calls. He says he was with friends; then there’s the BestBuy phone box that’s no longer there. And what about the parking lot across the street! Now the legal system is getting over-involved. Like I don’t even personally know any of…

They need to sign Gritty.

They’re taking the “Black” part of “Black Monday” a little too literal this year, methinks...

Modern indentured servitude.

If you ever want to hate a band that you thought at one time was the coolest, just watch Metallica’s ‘Some Kind of Monster.’

This may be one of my all-time favourite episodes of this show. When the piano instrumental version of “The Moment Is Me” started during the wedding, I absolutely lost it. 

USA! USA! USA!

When I, a Canadian see this stuff... wow.  No healthcare or education, but damn, you guys rule at Football and War.

Agent: Luke, I got you a contract offer in the CPBL.

Take your star, get AIDS and die

But when you say the rich are the enemy, you lose me.

the interview part went south for a variety of reasons which I will detail at a later date

Have you ever been in a bathroom used only be a woman, let alone one with multiple women? They’re fucking disaster zones.

That used to work but LeBron has become a closer and a selfish one at that. He doesn’t mind taking over anymore, which should strike fear into the rest of the Eastern Conference.