However this guy wants to play, more power to him. That said, I've never seen so many thinkpieces/news stories/posts devoted to a guy who's won 4 games of Jeopardy!

Just swap out this guy with Chu.

Is that a fat joke, Micheal?

I BEG your pardon?!

Fucking coyotes.

Must be from those fires and droughts.

Isn't your state currently on fire?

Allegedly, Athens did the same thing in 2004. However, in that version, they just mixed broken glass in with dog food.

I hope he finally perfected his anal bum cover.

Oh he can't be the worst Jeopardy! contestant...

What exactly is so private about driving on public roads?

It's no less an invision of privacy as every OnStar or GPS equipped car for that matter, which can track and ping your exact location. If it means safer roads, I'm game.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
You win the internets today. :D

And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a...
"FUCK YOU!"

Should have just dumped him.

Shit for veins.

i was trying to find a funny, related, image for this article but could find anything good enough. so have this:

Much more practical

So... a Smart Fortwo?