Isn't your state currently on fire?

Allegedly, Athens did the same thing in 2004. However, in that version, they just mixed broken glass in with dog food.

I hope he finally perfected his anal bum cover.

Oh he can't be the worst Jeopardy! contestant...

What exactly is so private about driving on public roads?

It's no less an invision of privacy as every OnStar or GPS equipped car for that matter, which can track and ping your exact location. If it means safer roads, I'm game.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
You win the internets today. :D

And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a...
"FUCK YOU!"

Should have just dumped him.

Shit for veins.

i was trying to find a funny, related, image for this article but could find anything good enough. so have this:

Much more practical

So... a Smart Fortwo?

White card: Dead horse "head".

*Sees Ancient Aliens pic in story*

You did it.

Best use of this meme ever.

God…I would kill for the normal. The cray ones frighten me.

Terrorist: Looks like we already hit this. Lets move on.......

How are the terrorists going to find anything to blow up? Threat avoided, mission accomplished.