Isn't your state currently on fire?

Allegedly, Athens did the same thing in 2004. However, in that version, they just mixed broken glass in with dog food.

I hope he finally perfected his anal bum cover.

Oh he can't be the worst Jeopardy! contestant...

What exactly is so private about driving on public roads?

It's no less an invision of privacy as every OnStar or GPS equipped car for that matter, which can track and ping your exact location. If it means safer roads, I'm game.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
You win the internets today. :D

And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a...
"FUCK YOU!"

Should have just dumped him.

Shit for veins.

i was trying to find a funny, related, image for this article but could find anything good enough. so have this:

Much more practical

So... a Smart Fortwo?

You did it.

Best use of this meme ever.

God…I would kill for the normal. The cray ones frighten me.

How to I clean my manual spice grinder? The one I use to grind, uh, very sticky spice?

Well if you are stuck in Amazon, simply click on the checkout button.

Very important note: Make sure you have full size back-ups. Most places now use machines when cutting keys. These likely would not "hold" well in he machines.

How about the Fiat 4x4 Doberhuahua?