Eta. Cool story brah.

Wow. You're the dick who thinks you get to tell a woman what to do with her body? Good to know you'll have a few daughters who will be on mtv squeezing out a couple of human turds in fifteen years. But good to know you have an eight by ten bed on your pickup truck with an eight inch lift kit to make up for your…

Well if you ride mailbox cancers mother, it's free. Since everyone goes on that ride.

More importantly... PROFIT! and screwing over the local rubes. Like cancer in a mailbox

Hey at least we can agree to your best qualities since you can't speak with your mouth wrapped around a tailpipe and mitt romney up your ass.

Yeah, because tap water just ignites on contact. I'm not a tree hugger but jesus you're ignorant. Go roll coal.

Yay. Fracking. Feel good about driving that truck when you can light your tap water on fire.

DoS on Gizmodo!

And somewhere a republican is planning to sponsor a bill that will make it illegal to have "Shadow funds" for school lunch. But its okay to have the same thing for an election fund.

Well at least a sprint phone was finally treated like it treats it network.

Because it worked out so well for Jodie Foster in Contact?

Because I'd like to get back to sleep instead of my eyes being blasted by a 100 watt light.

Moral of the story... Kids will drag you to your death if you let them.

The family that shoots up together stays together.

Oh gosh darn it you got me. Ill have to repent now. I am so sorry. I will be sure to adjust my views on the world based on your opinion that means exactly zero fucks to me. Isnt it time for you to go upstairs and get some hot pockets and chicken fingers now?

Well I could take a shit. But then I would feel more gratification.

He's on the case!

Probably the same people flipping out about the coca cola commerical from the superbowl where they sang america the beautiful in different languages claiming that it is the national anthem.

Have you smelled Paris in the summer? Jesus, that city stinks like crap. And thats from someone who lives right outside Manahattan.

Because he's chu-ing up the competition?