Wow. Even robbers suffer from first world problems.

She was in a fiat commercial????

Way to go bitch. Get a man fired because your little virus with legs, helmet wearing, over coddled kids DOLLS OUTFIT got tossed. Id love to see where you live so i can gently place a package at your doorstep. And by package, I mean take a shit.

Stephen King reference.... captured outside of its natural environment.

1025.00 for ten and a half years. Housesitting for them while they go on vacations and a nice bottle of something special at the holidays go a long way.

Well it is a utility....

Im just gonna leave this here....

Actually, I get my news from comedy central. You should adjust your shirt. Your douche is showing.

And the NSA thanks you for your contribution.

Yes, yes it is. and on that note....

Fox news alternative headline:

Fox news alternative headline:

Or you can order a replacement from your wireless provider of choice and return the old one, thereby getting a new battery for free whenever you need one.

Or you can order a replacement from your wireless provider of choice and return the old one, thereby getting a new battery for free whenever you need one.

You couldnt hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

I'm Jewish yet can't spell chanukah or whatever and I make fun of it. Ergo I am racist? Cmon with that bs noise.

Beats watching out for a sharknado.

Well, we are waiting???? DID YOU EAT THE PIZZA??!?!?!

Unless its made with fresh girl scouts, I'm not buying.