aka.... lets name our game system after what it sounds like when a boston girl has an orgasm.

ohhhh jah. Funny how that one didnt do so well.

Thanks Obama!

YOURE GOING DOWN FOR THIS!

Thine brethern shall live for more than a few laps! REJOICE!

More importantly.... Will it blend babies? # thanks Obama!

Im a mid 30's white relationshipless childless male. I dont see any point in changing it because I know it all ends sometime. Call it grim. I call it being realistic. I buy what I want. I give to charities. I consider myself among the fortunate. That I can make others lives better. That I can make myself happy.…

No detachable shower head?

Ive got a 4 pound chihuahua that goes through the freaking gate. Tell me about it

Well, it beats a blue waffle. Google it. Hope you didnt eat. O yah, nsfw.

But but but.... Pillow!

Praying for a gun accident to happen to a responsible gun owner.

Will it baby?

Congratulations Stef Schrade for COTD!!!! Here is your gift along with a frosty natty ice, You have won the internetz!

Shit. Smoking pot just jumped the shark. Well there goes twenty years of my life.

Actually, I'm 1/128 indian. It's my birth name. He who sleeps on couches.

THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO BE THE FIRST PERSON IN THE NATION TO OWN A BRAND NEW UNRELEASED MICROSOFT XBOX ONE, US Version, 500 GB CONSOLE, BRAND NEW IN ORIGINAL BOX, OVER 2.5 WEEKS BEFORE ITS NATIONWIDE RELEASE!!!

Ill just leave this here.