The rotors are what's screwing up the perspective.

Gonna have to agree to disagree on this one. The cat opened a door with A KNOB!

So that's what makes him rage?

Duh. It's a wii that has matriculated.

It sounds like satan gargling with gravel. Love.

Noone is going to point out that almost every single car didn't follow the "move over" law?

Is it gonna have that rich corinthian leather?

Brought to you by reasonable americans who arent racist assholes.

Ill Co-sign that.

For the haters.

Ive been renting the same place for ten years now. And I'll be goddamned if there isn't something minor that goes wrong and I wont attempt to fix. I believe in having a good relationship with my landlord. It probably correlates with the fact my rent has never gone up.

Hellaflush!

If you can get traction, you ain't got enough power.

I feel horribly inadequate. I shall hang my head in shame and sit in the corner.

George Carlin!!! Back from the dead! It's like dogma.

Well it seems appropriate anyhow.

Or at least it teaches you a lesson REALLY quickly.

#nowits86degrees:-D

Why is the Internetz so dusty this morning?