I feel horribly inadequate. I shall hang my head in shame and sit in the corner.

George Carlin!!! Back from the dead! It's like dogma.

Well it seems appropriate anyhow.

Or at least it teaches you a lesson REALLY quickly.

#nowits86degrees:-D

Why is the Internetz so dusty this morning?

Don't necessarily feel the 9/11 moment at 1:48

Meet his two eyed cousin. Hugh Hefner esquire the second.

Cru Jones would have dominated that like it was called helltrack.

Not for nothing, but aside from the fact that i think its super hot actually.... but it "ahem" makes things a lot more readily accessible for the happy parts fun time too!

And birthday gift for my brother is now brought. Thank you!

Aside from the purple teeth... It makes ya poop funny. #whitewineisbetter!

Just hit the gas and turn on the wipers.

I kept the n64 and the dog as part of the settlement.

Ever play crazy taxi? I do it every time in Manhattan. Afro duck would concur.

Rockland country representing. Never ever be behind a jersey driver on the palisades interstate Parkway. They cannot merge off/on the 287 cloverleaf if you have a gun to a dog's head.

And if they do accidentally cut you off, they will tail gate you until you pull over and then profusely apologize. True story, I was invited back to their country to do shots of maple syrup.

yes.