She wanted a diamond ring. I gave her a red ring.

It's okay.... It's a new year. A new start and we can leave the old mistakes behind us. And I'm about the most f'd up Jewish guy you'll ever know. But holy crap I will gladly pay 10 bucks for some nova lox with bacon horseradish cream cheese on a cheddar onion bagel.

Happy new year! It's technically schmear :-)

I can give you 3 separate expierences(although I know I misspelled that word. all the time) I had a S2000. I once hit 135 in it. Definitely saw north of 120 a few times and routinely did 110+. I was comfortable there because thats what the car was capable of and thats where my level of skill is.

I can give you 3 separate expierences(although I know I misspelled that word. all the time) I had a S2000. I once hit 135 in it. Definitely saw north of 120 a few times and routinely did 110+. I was comfortable there because thats what the car was capable of and thats where my level of skill is.

I live on a property with two other families. It's actually quite nice. I can feel good when I get away. When they're away, I walk around the houses, pick up the mail and papers. When all else fails. It's mossberg time. It's not a siren but I'm pretty sure that the sound of me racking it will change their direction of…

Not for nothing. Hes a dick from Westchester. There are a lot of dicks in Westchester.

And yet this train wreck will find a way to spike a vein. http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Ar…

Bunch of cocky a holes.

Stating simple fact. FUCK DARREYYYEELLLY ISSA. IF you have a building you need to burn down, hes your man.

Sorry. If you cant even tell who makes the car, youre a crappy jalop.

Tl;dr. Busy fellating Steve Jobs's corpse.

Speaking of people who should kill themselves. Katy Perry. Amirite!!!!

Guess he did have a god complex. You know..... Since he was hung. Like Jesus.

Is that pmy?

The landscaper?

Gif party anyone?

Nuttin cleans me out like tahchoes. Nuttin.

Sorry. Jewel has been replaced by the innocent of colbie calliat, the dysfunction of Christina perri and the spunkyness of Sara bareilles.

I'm just a raging drunk. I can't remember a day in the past 4 years I haven't had some kind of drink. I drink before I go to work. I think about drinking at work. I drink as soon as I get home. But I keep a straight face on throughout it all. It's my silent demon and it's killing me. But I don't really care anymore.