I see what you did there....

I didn't know Microsoft was a subsidiary of Eggo. Because they sure are waffling!

Oh yea.... I love it when you talk nerdy to me.....

Nothing against you personally but there are some small businesses that deserve to go out of business. I have no problem treating a person as a piece of crap if they screwed up something they proposed to me and then neglected to follow through. I will do every thing in my ability to make them board up their windows if…

Yeah, just hop in the back... Its free!

Nah. Thats just a false alarm.

People just post the gif I guess. I just put the link in from YouTube. Boom! Donesky!

Sorry that took so long.

May I tell you a story that only exists in fairytales.... Ive been given the golden wings of a landlord two times around. Ive been living in an amazing cottage for ten years next month. Its big enough for me and my dog.

Can I tell you... There are some instances. . And I'm coming at this with my full dude on. I have a friend who is one of my best friends. I brought her a watch and I'm taking her out for a super fancy dinner in her birthday.... It's not always wanting to bone. I've just come to the realization that I am…

there is another.... http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/11892…

Always be on the look out for the blue or brown dodge chargers. Other than that, HAMMER DOWN!

http://jezebel.com/worst-bride-ev… Someone married her?!?!?!?!?!?

Harry freaking Potter better be tucking me in for that price!

Marty McFly's bed of choice?

Botox is a bitch.

Obligatory. Thank you!

So would it be a safe assumption that.........

Well since he is not down with the sexytime i guess she would be browbeaten into a 60 year old stereotype.

I dunno... I cant throw a cell phone thaaaattt fast.