It sounds like this judge jerks off in his robes during discovery

He probably needs some time to prepare a defense for the malware the FBI installed on his computer for visiting a particular site...

True story.

About mother.fucking.time. This fool needs to sit down and shut up. Years ago.

he was contemplating reducing a man’s felony child pornography conviction to a misdemeanor.

Seems like a fair amount of pornography, probably should not be a misdemeanor.

Studies have shown if you ladies weren't so rapeable you wouldn't be raped.

I’d be willing to bet several hundred dollars this guy is some kind of sexually deranged pervert based on how blithely and willingly he shows leniency to the defendants in such cases.

“188 images of child pornography on his Samsung tablet depicting girls 5 to 12 years old, and at least one image of an infant.”

But you are using it for some rather pointless and self-contradictory trolling, so there IS that...

No, I just read the article. Which is about forcing a woman to pose nude agains her will.

Because... ‘such dark things’ are literally what the article above, which you apparently didn’t even bother to read the headline for, is about.

It’s almost time for your morning pudding, grandpa. Let’s get you back over to Deadspin for your snack and nap.

You are so clever.

Honest question: did you just read every third word of the article, or only half the headline? No one is shaming Marla, and she didn’t “choose” to do it, Trump was pressuring her to. Keep holding your breath about getting to see nude photos of her though.

Just when it amuses me.

Do you always take arguments about the most pointless shit imaginable this far?

Oh, come on. First of all, all that shit cost way more than a grand. And even a grand is way too much money to spend on a dorm room. I’d be impressed if they learned some skills, took some measurements, then made their dorm room livable using the things everyone else has for college. But having mom and dad shell out…

I lived in a shitty dorm for two years. One complete with cinder block walls, no ac, a shared bath for the whole floor, and shitty furniture from the 70s. I’m not annoyed at attempts to make them look better. I’m annoyed at how spoiled one would have to be to consider this level of ridiculousness necessary for a room…

Because you got annoyed over two women making their college dungeon look a room in an actual house. Dorms are depressing, the walls are cinderblock, theres no privacy, sometimes no window, you have to share it with a stranger, it’s basically a prison cell.