You’re honest and awesome! It wouldn’t cost much above a grand to furnish this which would include literally everything (furniture, linens, etc) and is cheap for furnishing a room with 2 beds that has very specific size limitations. People are just mad because it’s “too girly” so it’s open season to be shitty about…

To be fair, it looks like they have a lot of storage going on under those massive dust ruffles. I really admire their commitment to a unified look by getting all the same linens, etc. But yeah, this beautiful dream land is going to get trashed because college kids are a nightmare.

Jesus, that daily dot link had my face like

Women never blame their vagina for bad behavior. They take responsibility for it themselves; their vagina is never brought into the conversation as a separate thinking entity. It’s only men who act like their genitals are a separate thinking part of themselves and use it as an excuse for being an asshole or worse.

College dorms are basically utility closets with public beds in them. Anything to make the shitholes we call american dorms look like a room a human would voluntarily sleep in is a good thing. I’m guessing you’ve never stayed in a dorm before.

If it helps, they will have rich, Southern, asshole bros staring at their chests and harassing them all the time.

I would KILL to outfit dorm rooms all day. There’s just something I love about shopping for small spaces.

It’s okay, buddy, we know men don’t understand humor and are bad at comedy. Go watch some porn.

Then why have doctors been telling us for years we only think with 10% of our dicks? Answer me that, Mrs. SCIENTIST!

If I ever hire a party planner, I may specify “Ole Miss degree a plus.”

You don't know what you're missing.

If you don’t see why this is different, then there’s no helping you.

The first. The latter is perfectly fair, provided she’s naturally producing the testosterone.

Bet's on whether someone's Mom's an interior designer...

Yo, when I first heard the story, I immediately assumed he was tryna pickup a sex worker. Like, immediately. Drugs is too easy to test for when you’re an Olympic athlete, so I didn’t go there.

There is so much to be disgusted by here but the fact that he went on to have daughters, the fact that he has professional success and the fact that the victim took her own life all jumped out at me as the worst parts. Each for different reasons.

That’s the shiny new post-women’s “lib” slut-shaming tactic. It used to be you could just tut tut at some dumb broad for Getting Herself Raped, something no good girl would ever do because virginal vaginas have a way of shutting that whole thing down, etc. Now that some women are allowed to have select amounts of…

A guy once told me how he had sex with a girl who changed her mind half way through and cried afterwards. He called it “bad sex” while I scrambled to pick my jaw up from the floor. He just thought it was an annoying incident, a nuisance. Needless to say I ghosted him and warned mutual friends about him. But I suspect…

“I should have used more wisdom.”

So Donald, when you both first walk in to shake hands give her a little pat on the rear. The ladies love that!