More than likely.

Something something tire pressure, why did you turn, and I’m pretty sure it was a lambo dude.

Here’s a good one from today on the same exact ramp

This is at the base of the Grapevine on I-5 headed North towards Bakersfield. This is a long, steep hill. Been driving that route for decades and at night you can see the trucks brakes glowing red and there’s always a stench of burning brakes in the air.

Huh...is that a Movado timepiece?

“Baby on board” you say?

Police have released a sketch of the culprit.

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

“purist-focused GT2 RS model with a stick shift and charges a bajillion dollars for it.”

Clicked on the Top Gear article. This shot makes my pants tight.

It ain’t a rollbar, it’s strictly cosmetic

Are you serious Jason? All this time away from would you rather may have cost you your edge. I mean OF COURSE I pick option two. Hell, if that secret society just followed me after work they could get all that for free as long as a) they have a truck or SUV and b) get in the lane next to me for the commute home on i5.…

If you don’t think I’d be willing to jack off in a McLaren P1 on a bi weekly basis in front of people then this is going to be a very bad deal for someone else.

Bring shop towels.

The third gen WRX is the most popular choice for vape bros around here, followed by the Kia Koup.

I tell ya, the things some people need. Electric assist? Hydraulic assist? Steering wheels?

“The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”- Lt. Frank Drebin

...mowing down the band while exiting the concert...