Maintenance costs would be comparable....

Dang, and here I thought it was because Brian owed Dom a 10-second car.

I owned a 2002 Autobahn package Intrigue with the 3.5 shortstar. It was actually a ridiculously competent daily driver. Quiet, comfortable, great mpg, and surprisingly decent handling for the category. I can’t speak for the base cloth 3.8 model, but the top of the line model was a solid DD and FAR better than the…

/me scrolling through images:

Gross. I swipe a Kleenex through my belly button when finished, so I’m not dribbling like that.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Tell me I’m not the only person that chuckled at “horn hole.”

This is correct usage of the internet and car ownership in particular.

Congratulations, Mr. RubYaVWYa, on COTD! I would like to gift you with this lovely lady’s highway sign. She’ll deliver it as soon as somebody picks her up and takes her to a food exit.

Here, I fixed the title for you.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

I am disappointed that this article did not take the rare opportunity to use “fenestrated” in a sentence.

Within 50 miles of my house there are 15 cars for sale on eBay with prices above $400k

Two ladies in a Corvette while involved in a police chase?!? Is Florida Man vacationing in Omaha?

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

Reverse....reverse......REVERSE!

I live in Florida, cry me a river

I blackout about once or twice every two years (is that bad?) but I have never been so fucked up that I thought I was on a different coast. Does this guy have to be the best at everything?