I can’t wait for the magazine compare tests with these. “Agera RS vs Used Gulfstream: Where should your $2 million go?”

Squids are not wearing $1000 helmets. Their bikes barely cost $1000 because they got a good deal on one with a salvage title.

But I still see squids with $1000 helmets wearing muscle shirts and flip flops. I guess I know why I am still alive.

Christ Harris - he redeemed Top Gear for all.

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I’m smuggling a baby giraffe every time I wear form-fitting pants.

That list only adds up to a half million, where did the other 2 mill go? Also being crooked 101, don’t screw over the book keeper

Coupes have 4 doors, pigs fly and Donald Trump is running for president under a major party nomination. I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Much language, very english. Wow.

And then it's too expensive and you have people asking why you don't get the M4. Plus I don't think BMW would be keen to produce a high performance sports coupe in the same class as its M4.

BMW will provide the plastic pieces used in critical parts of the cooling system.

That lady is quite a bit more then lovely! That’s Christy Mack and her old Subaru BRZ!! So. Much. Want.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

This screams midwest stripper to me. So, she probably works at a chili’s now. That or an Applebees.

Sounds about right, haha. We’re getting older, wiser, and more cynical.

Me want job, me write good

This makes me miss Tuesday Night Fights

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

3. Why do muscular shirtless men pose next to second-gen Sebring convertibles?

“a snap ring in his Mustang GT350's oil cooler failed while he was driving hot lamps around Roebling Road back in April”