That’s what she said.

They better put their recall into overdrive before the situation runs away from them.

We’re used to the risk of being ran over off road, but now it’s before we even leave for the trails.

It’s a Jeep thing; you wouldn’t understand.

This would have never happened with a proper manual transmission.

The shift has hit the fan

That is just wrong.

Stripped of it’s good name, eh?

This one is still my favorite:

watched the first new top gear:
- dont like chris evans
- sabine looks interesting and capable
- leblanc has so much charm it makes up for his lack of britishness
- where is chris harris and why doesnt he get 5 min per episode
- chris evans is starting to annoy me
- miss the “news of the week” section
- not much into the new…

I just kicked my laptop off a table and did a backflip. savage.

(•_•)

I guess the driver took the car’s power (puts on sunglasses), for granite.

If the Ferrari then caught fire, we could all ask “can you smell what the rock is cooking?”

Isn’t it more like “I sure wish I didn’t sell all those Porsches.”

(Actual thoughts)

“Ugh, first Michael, now Margret. Why do I have to host everyone’s non-apology tour?”

Mine too! Although the there were 0 gratuitous bikini shots in this clip. WTF!