Fast & Furious 17: Prison Escape from Saturn

...most negative comment today. Go sit in the corner, and don’t come back until you can name 5 things that give your life joy.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

GT players with 140 vehicles that have been beautifully rendered for your driving pleasure

Exactly. I used to have a BMW 328, and one day it was in for the infamous valve cover gasket, the very nice E39 M5 next to it fell off the lift upside down when one of the sides gave. However the dealership was very professional about it, and they didn’t tell the poor owner that it’d buff right out and that he could…

That is fantastic. It’s been a while since I got to see Mark Webber do his hand-miming. I missed it like I miss his awkward podium interviews with Vettel.

Congratulations, Mr. My Skoda is the most Superb, on today’s COTD! My award to you is a BMW which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she doesn’t cross the double yellow line.

This is going to get a gigantic audience.

You did just fine. :D

Congratulations, Mr. Turbolence88 Can’t Go Zoom-Zoom Without A Turbo, on COTD! I have a laptop for you which this lovely girl will deliver to you as soon as she gets a car.

jokes on you, my password is SCREWLancia not FUCKLancia

A Mustang would have come in and T-boned all cars involved.

HIV is no longer the death sentence it was in the 80s. However Mustang ownership is still as dangerous for pedestrians, bicyclists, and other drivers.

Nah pulling guns after traffic collisions is 100% a russian thing. There are like 50 dashcam videos where shots are fired every year.

Let’s say you’re stuck in an unhappy marriage. Outwardly, sure, you pretend everything is fine. Your wife is nice, she’s not cheating on you, but... it’s just lost that loving feeling. When you got married at 24, everything seemed great, but now you’re 37, and things just... well... they suck. You got into gardening…

With comments like this, I don’t mind waiting another day for my win (which, of course, will never, ever come).

Yeah, well, boys rule and girls drool.

“Check out my new whip! She told me not to buy it, but she’s gonna bite my head off no matter what I do, so I might as well do what I want. #YOLO”

Amen!